Monday, March 28, 2005

Good Grod...

What’s the big deal?

They should just stop calling themselves a "hamburger chain" and start calling themsleves "a hamburger chain of fingers." ADAPT.

At least it wasn’t a toe…eyuuuuck.

By the way, does anyone know what Sandra Bullock's been up to lately? What a talent...

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Bozomeat On Books

Your little books' ass is mine! Bozomeat takes on the toughest authors of today's best-sellers and gives you the scoop on what's hot and what's not.

First Installment: The Davinci Code by Issac Schwartz



One thing leads to another in this biblical "whodunnit" by Holden Brody.

Fresh off, this book just took me in and made me want to fly. In the opening pages we meet Alex, a part-time fisherman who's down on his luck. Oh well, they all say. That is, until Leonardo Davinci has something to say about it!

These two prehistoric heros take to the streets like modern day robin hoods as they meet some of the most colorful criminals and solve some of the most bizzare crimes in the history of mankind.

I'm not going to give away the ending, but this book has one of the best witch-hunt/great white shark attack sequences ever written. Trust me, you won't be dissapointed. Its worth the $75 price tag even if you have to sell some stuff to get it. Seriously.


Next Installment: Tuesdays with Maurry

Gone Fishin' !

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